High-quality enamel lapel pins with gold edging. Safety-pin fastener so they don't get turned all around while you're doing crimes. For collecting if you want, but don't forget to wear em too! Shipping is no more than $5 worldwide.
Criminal Buns Pin
World-famous nearly-spherical crime-lord. Don't tell police.
Cat Butt Pin
Everyone's favourite end of everyone's favourite animal.
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