Li14 Jun '17
Have you ever googled biggest snails because I have and they are weirdly cute and terrifying at the same time
idle14 Jun '17
I'll take it but you'll have to take care of my 50 tiny snails.
Jamie14 Jun '17
Did you find one of those Kauri Snails?
GawkFace14 Jun '17
Oh look on the table, there is A landline phone :O
Franck14 Jun '17
How much ? 'Cause I'd eat that ! (kidding, I wouldn't) But I'd call him Voldemort even if it doesn't like it, because it is a snail which-shall-not-be-named ! Wait... was Voldemort part snail ? Is that why he doesn't have a nose ?! Dammit, this raises too many questions... I need to go back to my HP books now...
Moo15 Jun '17
I been trying to dial for almost an hour now...
Moo15 Jun '17
trying to dial (house emoji) that should say
Oscar15 Jun '17
That's a fancy phone with a whole lot more buttons than ye olde landline telephones.
Zemyla15 Jun '17
Did you know that the US Customs confiscates giant snails when they're brought in? They don't want them becoming invasive pests.
So no, I can't take you up on that offer.
Marc15 Jun '17
I predict a sudden increase in the number of google searches for "biggest snails". I am already looking at images!
cloud15 Jun '17
also that phone has 16 buttons
what do the extra 4 do!?
Garry17 Jun '17
Buttons? My phone has a dial....
Jonathan23 Jun '17
What about giant banana slugs