Comments

  • Li
    Li
    27 Feb '13

    Noooooooooo

  • Awesome
    Awesome
    27 Feb '13

    Lol :)

  • Johannes
    Johannes
    27 Feb '13

    Free them ... Fruits need to be free to run

  • Adam the Butter Fucker
    Adam the Butter Fucker
    27 Feb '13

    OH BUT YES

  • GrammarMan
    GrammarMan
    27 Feb '13

    'me'?!

    'my'.

  • Zappy
    Zappy
    27 Feb '13

    Yarr! Pirate talk!

  • Christian Eriksson
    Christian Eriksson
    27 Feb '13

    Damn you fruit! *Fist in air*

  • bunnitos
    bunnitos
    27 Feb '13

    Fruit be free! Fruitalicious!

  • Incia
    Incia
    27 Feb '13

    Let the apples roll free!

  • Silu Cartoon
    Silu Cartoon
    27 Feb '13

    Intense! :)

  • rami
    rami
    27 Feb '13

    You know it's serious when there's swears involved :P

  • grenzreiter
    grenzreiter
    27 Feb '13

    :D

  • Blue
    Blue
    28 Feb '13

    ¡Let my fruit go!

  • Dom
    Dom
    28 Feb '13

    Shoelace is a fruit freedom fighter =)

  • Piper
    Piper
    28 Feb '13

    Says the lone lawn flower: "I saw nothing." 'x')

  • Alan James Keogh
    Alan James Keogh
    28 Feb '13

    I can just imagine shoelace thinking "Go! You're free!"

    Certainly cheered me up today!

  • Chris
    Chris
    28 Feb '13

    Don't fret - if any of the fruit developed Stockholm Syndrome, they'll be back.

  • Mitch
    Mitch
    28 Feb '13

    The banana presumably had a differently shaped jail.

  • uraydo
    uraydo
    28 Feb '13

    I think this is the first time I read you cuss.

  • sarah penguin
    sarah penguin
    28 Feb '13

    Yay! Free range fruits again!

  • Lisa
    Lisa
    28 Feb '13

    *a stealthy fruit ninja slices the escape convicts* You're welcome, Li. *stealthily disappears*

  • farandleladle
    farandleladle
    28 Feb '13

    wash mouth with soap

  • jo
    jo
    28 Feb '13

    SHOELACE: the Harriet Tubman of Fruits.

  • Lisa
    Lisa
    28 Feb '13

    Call the police! The army! Batman!

  • Michael Kilby
    Michael Kilby
    1 Mar '13

    Why does the box only have flaps on the short sides?

  • Kelsey
    Kelsey
    1 Mar '13

    Whenever I read these in my head they sound normal but on that last one I went all cockney...

  • Jag
    Jag
    1 Mar '13

    On the plus side, you can now corner the market on free range fruit.

  • Kaze
    Kaze
    2 Mar '13

    RUN FREE AND BE FRUITFUL.

  • oish
    oish
    2 Mar '13

    So this is what happens when fruit goes bad - you put them on the lamb

  • sebastien
    sebastien
    2 Mar '13

    and thus it all unraveled... the tragedy of it all.

  • Kamunami
    Kamunami
    3 Mar '13

    She locked them up because of that one time they wouldn't let her party with them?

  • Litlenotcat
    Litlenotcat
    5 Mar '13

    I <3 u all :3

  • Volpe
    Volpe
    6 Mar '13

    Free range fruits

  • CakeSpaz
    CakeSpaz
    6 Mar '13

    You are just too cute, Shoelace!!! :)

  • sage615
    sage615
    6 Mar '13

    Should've released them on a slope, given them a rolling chance.

  • Piban
    Piban
    17 May '13

    Grammarman: It's supposed to be me, not my.

  • Kirby_mongerr
    Kirby_mongerr
    11 Sep '14

    We have prisoners escaping! code red! code red!!!!!!!!! Someone get me a juicer!

  • Kallee
    Kallee
    12 Nov '18

    CALLING ALL JAILERS ON SITE! THERE HAS BEEN AN ESCAPE! SOMEONE GET THE BLENDER, AND FIND THESE ESCAPEES!

  • Samb
    Samb
    13 Sep '19

    Can someone PLEASE explain this to me!? I've been thinking about this FOR 5 YEARS - WHAT IS THE JOKE HERE????