This would probably be a problem, except our kitchen isn’t big enough for two people. The one time tried cooking together, she was holding a knife, and her elbow touched the boiling pot behind her. Obviously she flinched her arm away. Just too bad that my ribcage was in the immediate trajectory of said knife.
I’m just too awesome.
Go shoelace. Sneaky fish :-D
shoelace was the one to be chased out. totally lol
I do this all the time to my flatmates. It’s so mean. :(
if i had an apron i would make it say “screw the cheff kiss me” i just hope no one says screw the cheff AND kiss me BLEH
It’s usually the reverse for my wife and I. I usually kick her out…lol
FAIL
this is me and my sister sharign the kitchen…it ends the same way….
I don’t dig the reinforcement of gender stereotypes
I cannot believe how much this is like my Jordan and me. Creepy. Haha.
Am I really that bad????
I totally do the same thing. Sometimes I just don’t talk at all, or leave the room so I stop being a meanie to Dan-kin, lol.
This is EXACTLY like my fiance and me… oh lord.
This would probably be a problem, except our kitchen isn’t big enough for two people. The one time tried cooking together, she was holding a knife, and her elbow touched the boiling pot behind her. Obviously she flinched her arm away. Just too bad that my ribcage was in the immediate trajectory of said knife.
… ow.
Why must there be so much awesome here on this site? :D
If you can’t take the heat…
And the winner is SHOELACE :)
Couples should not cook together unless they strictly divide the work. And even then it could be dangerous…
Those salt-shakers look a lot like grenades,…
I totally do this to my husband all the time. I even did this to my mom after I got married and got used to having my own kitchen.
This is disturbing. Every one of these comics… It’s like I’ve come across my asian, New Zealand dwelling twin.