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  • Li
    Li
    21 Jun '17

    Everyone post their favourite knock knock jokes, go! :D

  • jed
    jed
    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting Cow
    Interrupting Co
    MOO!!

  • Mr Meh
    Mr Meh
    21 Jun '17

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting Coefficient of Friction.
    Interrupting Coefficient of Friction w-
    Mu!

    Blatantly stolen from Doominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

  • Sim
    Sim
    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Pea Catch...

    Knock knock. Who's there? I'm up...

  • Sim
    Sim
    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Pea catch........ Pea catch who?..... geddit? oh, never mind.

  • Kilby
    Kilby
    21 Jun '17

    "Orange" you glad I didn't quote the "Apple" joke?

  • Hyeon
    Hyeon
    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aww it's okay, don't cry.

  • Dru
    Dru
    22 Jun '17

    a knock knock joke... yeah I've got a favorite, you start:
    other person: knock knock
    me: who's there
    other person: uhhh

  • Chris
    Chris
    22 Jun '17

    Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house

    Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken

  • Matthew
    Matthew
    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Billy.
    Billy who?
    Billy breaks down into tears as he comes to the sudden realization that his grandmother's alzheimer disease has progressed to the point where she is no longer able to recognize him.

  • Alex
    Alex
    22 Jun '17

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Awkward silence.
    Awkward silence who?

  • Nathan
    Nathan
    22 Jun '17

    A: Knock-knock.
    B: Who's there?
    A: The Doctor.
    B: The Doctor who?
    A: Yep. Can I come in?


    A: Knock-knock.
    B: Who's there?
    A: A man with a morbid fear of doorbells.


    A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock.
    B: Who's there?
    A: A woodpecker.
    B: ...
    A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock!

  • Mark
    Mark
    22 Jun '17

    A: "I have a knock knock joke! You start."
    B: "Knock knock."
    A: "Who's there??" *hehehe*
    B: "..."

  • Matt
    Matt
    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    I eat mop
    I eat mop who?
    You eat your poo?! D:

  • Got a good one
    Got a good one
    22 Jun '17

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    *Why?
    To visit the ugly guy.

    Knock knock
    *Who's there?
    It's the chicken

  • RICK JAMES
    RICK JAMES
    22 Jun '17

    *Knock Knock*
    "Who's there?"
    "I'M RICK JAMES, B*TCH!!!"
    "Whoa, what the..."
    "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

  • Roller Coaster Nerd
    Roller Coaster Nerd
    22 Jun '17

    Hahaha, word "Bok" means "Shit" in turkish language :D

  • Celecia
    Celecia
    23 Jun '17

    1: Knock Knock
    2: COME IN!
    2: -_-#

  • Erik
    Erik
    23 Jun '17

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Hike.
    Hike Who?
    It's five syllables/and then seven syllables/and then five again

  • Kim
    Kim
    24 Jun '17

    A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Why're you asking? Don't you have a peephole in the door, genius? B: Well, why are you knocking if I have a doorbell?! A: .....

  • Dave
    Dave
    24 Jun '17

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Imapileup.
    Imapileup who?

  • Ruth
    Ruth
    25 Jun '17

    Not that I don’t love the alt-text bonus, but shouldn’t the alt-text be used to describe the comic for visually impaired people?

  • Alex
    Alex
    26 Jun '17

    @Ruth: note that the bonus is in the title field, not the alt-text. The alt-text here is "476"

  • Ruby
    Ruby
    27 Jun '17

    If bok means shit, then what noise do chickens make?

  • Jack Chain
    Jack Chain
    28 Jun '17

    Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

    -Knock knock.
    -Who's there?
    -the chicken.

  • mitsysaurus text
    mitsysaurus text
    28 Jun '17

    :Oc a Li without her glasses? A truly rare phenomena I'm so glad we're able to witness it

  • mitsysaurus mess
    mitsysaurus mess
    29 Jun '17

    Also, my favorites include: knock knock. who's there? it's a glass door for crying out loud!

  • Empress
    Empress
    29 Jun '17

    Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No, you're a poo!"

  • Jazz
    Jazz
    25 Sep '17

    Where's Jordan?