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  • Li

    14 Jun '17

    Have you ever googled biggest snails because I have and they are weirdly cute and terrifying at the same time

  • idle

    14 Jun '17

    I'll take it but you'll have to take care of my 50 tiny snails.

  • Jamie

    14 Jun '17

    Did you find one of those Kauri Snails?

  • GawkFace

    14 Jun '17

    Oh look on the table, there is A landline phone :O

  • Franck

    14 Jun '17

    How much ? 'Cause I'd eat that ! (kidding, I wouldn't) But I'd call him Voldemort even if it doesn't like it, because it is a snail which-shall-not-be-named ! Wait... was Voldemort part snail ? Is that why he doesn't have a nose ?! Dammit, this raises too many questions... I need to go back to my HP books now...

  • Moo

    15 Jun '17

    I been trying to dial for almost an hour now...

  • Moo

    15 Jun '17

    trying to dial (house emoji) that should say

  • Oscar

    15 Jun '17

    That's a fancy phone with a whole lot more buttons than ye olde landline telephones.

  • Zemyla

    15 Jun '17

    Did you know that the US Customs confiscates giant snails when they're brought in? They don't want them becoming invasive pests. So no, I can't take you up on that offer.

  • Marc

    15 Jun '17

    I predict a sudden increase in the number of google searches for "biggest snails". I am already looking at images!

  • cloud

    15 Jun '17

    Phone home! also that phone has 16 buttons what do the extra 4 do!?

  • Garry

    17 Jun '17

    @Oscar Buttons? My phone has a dial....

  • Jonathan

    23 Jun '17

    What about giant banana slugs

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