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  • Li

    21 Jun '17

    Everyone post their favourite knock knock jokes, go! :D

  • jed

    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock Who’s there? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Co MOO!!

  • Mr Meh

    21 Jun '17

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Coefficient of Friction. Interrupting Coefficient of Friction w- Mu! Blatantly stolen from Doominic Deegan Oracle for Hire

  • Sim

    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Pea Catch... Knock knock. Who's there? I'm up...

  • Sim

    21 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Pea catch........ Pea catch who?..... geddit? oh, never mind.

  • Kilby

    21 Jun '17

    "Orange" you glad I didn't quote the "Apple" joke?

  • Hyeon

    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aww it's okay, don't cry.

  • Dru

    22 Jun '17

    a knock knock joke... yeah I've got a favorite, you start: other person: knock knock me: who's there other person: uhhh

  • Chris

    22 Jun '17

    Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken

  • Matthew

    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy breaks down into tears as he comes to the sudden realization that his grandmother's alzheimer disease has progressed to the point where she is no longer able to recognize him.

  • Alex

    22 Jun '17

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Awkward silence. Awkward silence who?

  • Nathan

    22 Jun '17

    A: Knock-knock. B: Who's there? A: The Doctor. B: The Doctor who? A: Yep. Can I come in? A: Knock-knock. B: Who's there? A: A man with a morbid fear of doorbells. A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock. B: Who's there? A: A woodpecker. B: ... A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock!

  • Mark

    22 Jun '17

    A: "I have a knock knock joke! You start." B: "Knock knock." A: "Who's there??" *hehehe* B: "..."

  • Matt

    22 Jun '17

    Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? You eat your poo?! D:

  • Got a good one

    22 Jun '17

    Why did the chicken cross the road? *Why? To visit the ugly guy. Knock knock *Who's there? It's the chicken

  • RICK JAMES

    22 Jun '17

    *Knock Knock* "Who's there?" "I'M RICK JAMES, B*TCH!!!" "Whoa, what the..." "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

  • Roller Coaster Nerd

    22 Jun '17

    Hahaha, word "Bok" means "Shit" in turkish language :D

  • Celecia

    23 Jun '17

    1: Knock Knock 2: COME IN! 2: -_-#

  • Erik

    23 Jun '17

    Knock knock Who's there? Hike. Hike Who? It's five syllables/and then seven syllables/and then five again

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